Eve White: Literary Agent

from THE STORY OF MATTHEW BUZZINGTON

“HELLO EVERYONE! And welcome to the Story of Matthew Buzzington. This story is all about Matthew Buzzington. It is FULL of Matthew Buzzington. It is PACKED with Matthew Buzzington. It is BRIMMING OVER with Matthew Buzzington. And that is why it is called... The Story of Matthew Buzzington. But I know what you are saying to yourself right now. You are saying, ‘Who on Earth is Matthew Buzzington? Is he a pop star with spiky hair and shiny trousers?” No. Matthew Buzzington is not a pop star. You are saying, ‘Who on Earth is Matthew Buzzington? Is he a famous footballer who is always on TV scoring goals?” No. Matthew Buzzington is not a footballer. You are saying, ‘Who on Earth is Matthew Buzzington? Is he a secret agent, with a gun in his pocket and a helicopter hidden in his case?” No. Matthew Buzzington is not a secret agent. “Well, who on EARTH is he then?” you are saying. “Tell me before I go so crazy I eat my own hair!” Well, there’s no need to go crazy or eat your own hair because I will tell you. In fact, Matthew Buzzington was a normal ten-year-old boy. He had curly brown hair. A friendly face. And three freckles on his left cheek. Yes, he was just a normal ten-year-old boy. Except for one thing. You see, Matthew Buzzington had a special super power.”